December 2011
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sloaneohno: cucoo: goknights: borednschooled: writingadvice: by Chuck Palahniuk In six seconds, you’ll hate me. But in six months, you’ll be a better writer. From this point forward—at least for the next half year—you may not use “thought” verbs. These include: Thinks, Knows, Understands, Realizes, Believes, Wants, Remembers, Imagines, Desires, and a hundred others you love to use. ...
Dec 29th
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
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Anyone notice that a lot of dictators died this...
a-goodnight-kiss: I wonder why that is… 
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fuck yeah hawaii: Friends. →
tylerpoo: FRIENDS: Will say “hello”. HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents’ aunty & uncle or mom & dad … FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you or make you cry FRIENDS: Will listen and tell you what you want to hear. HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you da truth whether you...
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